Schrodinger's Heroes is an apocryphal television show about quantum physics and keeping the Earth safe from alternate dimensions. If you're not familiar with it, you can browse themenu page. The following images may make more sense if you have read the descriptions for Melannen's charactersandmy characters. LOL_Heroes is a branch of LOL picspam inspired bySchrodinger's Heroes.
These images all relate to Valentine's Day. They span sexual, asexual, kinky, and various other forms of romance. Because love is for everyone who wants some. Characters appear as themselves or as alters. You can see the images in my LJ scrapbook.
"Remind me again why I agreed to this," Calvin grumbled to Hobbes as Susie collected their convention packets.
"Because at 26, you still suck at math, and money is math," Susie interrupted.
"Calvin, you and your girlfriend are blocking the line," one of the gophers complained.
"Business manager!" Calvin and Susie chorused.
As they moved out of the way, Susie looked at the envelopes in her hand. "Huh, they gave us an extra packet."
"No, that one belongs to Hobbes," said Calvin. He fished out the badge and lanyard to help Hobbes into them, then assembled his own.
Meanwhile Susie was pinning her own badge to the lapel of her suit. "Calvin, why does your stuffed tiger have a Guest of Honor ribbon, when mine just says Entourage?"
"Tigers are noted for their oratory skills," Hobbes explained. "I have some of Shere Khan's speeches memorized."
"Oh, you should do one of those for our Open Mic performance," Calvin said.
Susie glared at Calvin. "The badges?" she insisted.
"The convention chairman invited me and Hobbes together. Come on, everyone knows that he co-writes Spaceman Spiff and Stupendous Man with me," Calvin said.
"That was cute when you were six, Calvin, it's getting a bit ridiculous now," said Susie.
"Omigod, look, it's Hobbes!" squealed a fangirl wearing an Annoying Girl costume. "And Calvin too. Can I have your autographs?"
"I would be honored, miss," said Hobbes with a dapper bow and flourish of his paw.
"Sure," said Calvin. He pulled out a pen and helped Hobbes juggle the girl's convention booklet so they could both sign it. "You should get Susie's too -- she's the original inspiration for Annoying Girl."
"Wow!" said the fangirl, pushing her booklet at Susie.
"You are so dead," Susie grumbled as she herded Calvin and Hobbes into an elevator.
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I wrote this piece of BBC Sherlock fan poetry for the Asexy Valentines Fest over on the Dreamwidth community Asexual_fandom. I'm posting it here because DW cut-tags don't work for me, and it's a long poem.
Thanks to a donation from westrider there are 10 new verses in "The Morose Mascot." Our lesbian heras Aldornia and Zenobia protect Horace the porcupine from the fury of his erstwhile mistress, Aldornia's aunt Amaia.
According to the note with the donation, this is "a bit of a protest against the Romance Writers Association banning same sex romance." I posted about that earlier, and this is one of the responses. Yay!
Worth mentioning is that, in this series, the lesbians go sane, run away from home, fall in love and live happily ever after (allowing for some continuing adventures). It's the heterosexuals who are crazy and evil. Not necessarily all of them, but the in-laws are pretty outrageous. Fortunately Aldornia and Zenobia are up to the challenge, especially together.