The Social Chameleon Speaks
Here I am on MySpace:
My page plays jungle sounds
and has a background of cool green leaves.
It’s all about saving the rainforest.
I have a hundred Friends. (I had more before the maximum.)
tweet me, dudes
100k Followers & growing
Here I am on Facebook:
There is a photo in my portfolio.
It is not me but nobody knows that.
I am really into networking and nude sunbathing.
I have five thousand Friends.
I am the social chameleon.
I log on from a science station.
It’s not that hard to figure out
once you remember to keep your finger skin
a different color than the keyboard.
I’m telling you, networking is everything.
It’s where the future is headed
and that darn gecko on television
knows nothing about it,