Gymnastics on Bicycles

Gymnastics always makes me think of this comedian, Alonzo Boden, who said something about watching gymnastics always made him feel like a pervert since the girls tend to be on the young side, and small even when they're not. Which then segways into his saying that his dad once said, while drunk, "I like my women like I like my scotch: 12 years old and mixed up with coke." I get strange looks when someone says "Gymnastics" and I get a fit of the giggles in response.