14. How would your best friend describe you?
0_o I don't know. I'm not good at guessing what people think and I don't really do the one-best-friend thing. But here are some fun things people have said about me in the past:
"You don't have an aura, you have a blast radius."
"You're like bottled lightning ... loosely bottled lightning."
"You hide your emotions like a cat in a spin dryer."
"... a person who is not afraid to call a spade a fucking goddamn shovel."