Then came the curve. He slowed waaayyy down ... and made the curve perfectly upright, without leaning into it at all.
He did the same thing to turn a corner. I laughed until I ran out of air. I mean, here he is, trying to be a total badass, and he can't corner properly.
We concluded that he's a baby biker. (Technically, an older guy, with long graying hair. But still.) He probably just bought the damn thing. I hope he doesn't kill himself with it. Not to mention that plain leather, without skid plates, may look tough but isn't the most damage-resistant thing one can wear.