You know how toddlers are? They see another kid doing something, and no matter how dumbheaded it is, they immediately want to do the same thing. So Trump sees Britain building a submarine out of cheese . And then he goes, "Me too, me too! I wanna cheese submarine too! " Supposedly, deals are being made to prevent the launch of the cheese submarines. But how much luck do people usually have herding toddlers? Yyyyyeah. I'll just be over here checking the mop cabinet for necessary supplies.