Elizabeth Barrette (ysabetwordsmith) wrote,
Elizabeth Barrette
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Marshmallows and Dragons

How to keep your fire elemental from eating your marshmallows:

* Hold a marshmallow over the firepit.  "This is a dragon marshmallow.  Who's a good dragon?  Who wants a marshmallow?  Here you go!"  Throw it in.

* Put some marshmallows on roasting sticks.  "These are human marshmallows.  Don't eat them.    If you leave these alone, you'll get another marshmallow later."

* Later: "Good dragon!  Have another marshmallow!"

Total number of marshmallows accidentally dropped or set on fire: 0

Operant conditioning for fire elementals.

Who says you can't mix science and magic? 
Tags: humor, magic, paganism, personal, science, spirituality
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