Pagans vs. Christians

It was a very well written article.
:^)

I don't eat babies! They're full of toxins, and cannibalism will give you something akin to mad cow disease! Also it's illegal, and even if it were legal, it's Wrong. On so many levels! Besides which, if I were to eat babies, it wouldn't be in a soup, it'd be deep fried, baked, or cooked in a slow cooker!

I don't want virgins, either! I want people who know what the fuck they're doing! (Literally) ;) And why waste perfectly good sexual partners (or virgins) by killing them! Besides, I'm not an Aztec!

Harry Potter is fiction, like the Bible. But unlike the Christians, we can tell reality and fantasy apart. Oh, and Harry Potter was written by a Christian, it's a Christian allegory about the evils of racism and seeking earthly immortality.

Yahweh isn't just an asshole. He's a violent narcissistic genocidal tyrant. You could give the job to Trump and it'd be safer.

Our logic may confuse you into thinking for yourself.

"Lady, protect my enemies. Let them remain strong enough to continue blocking my path whenever I might otherwise run into danger. Let them know they have helped me almost as much as my friends.

"Lady, protect my enemies, locked inside their closed minds with the shades drawn tight and the doors barricaded against fresh thought, which might “poof” them like sunlight on the vampires they’re becoming.

"Thank you for their sensitive knee-jerk reactions. I enjoy making them dance when I’m bored. Don’t let me gloat when I scare them so easily. If I were small and grey and cold, I’d get scared too.

"You might let them know how pathetic they look in their pointy-headed-bigot caps, hatred congealed on their faces like drool.

"Should they ever become brave enough to abandon their brain’s musty attics and come out into the sunshine, please make me big enough to not hold a grudge.

Amen."
— An Erisian Prayer, been floating around the Net awhile

Victim Cards are not an accepted form of currency in our realm.

LOL

But if you are even a hint of a polytheist or occultist, and you deny the possibility of existence of their deity, but all of your gods are absolutely legit, then you need to spend some more time and thought on this, because hypocrisy is a real and present danger

I believe Yahweh is as real as any god or goddess. HOWEVER, gods/goddesses are created by humans, not the other way around, and there's so damn many different interpretations of Yahweh that it kinda dilutes any power he might've had.