But why is all the rum gone?
The prayer skittered over Shaeth's mind
like a mouse running over his boot.
He lifted his head, seeking a direction,
and then it came again, even louder.
But WHY is all the RUM gone?!
The voice had always been there,
one among the countless throng,
fervent and whiny and persistent.
The throng was long gone now,
and the penetrating voice
therefore more notable.
Agricole, that was his name.
Shaeth had never paid any attention
to him before. He had never
been relevant before.
He was relevant now.
With a sigh, Shaeth stood up
and collected the necessary provisions.
Then he walked down to the docks.
He went from tavern to tavern,
listening intently, until ...
I really wish I had some rum.
Shaeth found Agricole
in the Treasure Chest,
arguing with the barkeeper
about the availability of
his preferred drink.
"Come on," Shaeth said,
putting the rum in front of him.
Agricole stared at him for a moment.
Then his jaw dropped, and he quickly
prostrated himself on the floor.
"Get up. Follow me -- and don't
forget your rum," Shaeth said.
Then he walked away.
Agricole scurried to follow him,
rum firmly in hand. "My lord?"
he said. "I've always prayed to you --
all I ever wanted was to be your treasure --
but you never answered before.
Why me? Why now?"
"I used to be the God of Evil,
and now I'm the God of Drunks,"
Shaeth said. "I was never convinced
of your usefulness as an evil minion ...
but you are most certainly a drunk."
* * *
Attention seeking can be a symptom of psychological distress. Childhood neglect encourages the development of attention-seeking personalities. Understand how to stop being an attention-seeker and discourage attention-seeking behavior.
People often join gangs for support and cults for attention. In a healthy society, most people meet these needs in more beneficial ways. The more dysfunctional the society, the more attractive these shadier substitutes become.
"Why is the rum gone?" has become a meme, originally appearing in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Agricole is a type of rum.