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As useless as ...
Someone I know collects items that are inherently useless, for instance, a glass hammer.  I just found a new one: as useless as a cork anchor.

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fayanora From: fayanora Date: November 19th, 2017 10:58 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL cool. I'm gonna come up with some possibilities now.

As useless as a fishnet condom. As useless as handsoap made from cow manure. As useless as a con-artist businessman for President. As useless as a tissue-paper drinking cup. As useless as a blind ASL interpreter. (Pardon me while I die laughing.)
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: November 19th, 2017 11:03 am (UTC) (Link)

Well ...

There is a subtle difference between things which are useless in context (screen door on a submarine) and useless in concept (chocolate teapot). I find both amusing.
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