This evening I opened up the jalapenos and made stuffing, which included some of the chorizo. As I was scooping that into a bowl, the fairies grabbed the spoon and dumped some on the floor.
Then I heard "Hot! Hot! Hot!"
And then "AAAAAAA! EEEEEEE! AAAAAAA!" as they ran screaming from the room.
ROTFLMAO. I bet my drop rate in the kitchen goes down to nothing for months.