Today, in Reasons Not to Hurl the Planet into the Sun, I discovered that Cracker Barrel has a new dessert for summer: Campfire S'Mores. This consists of a graham cracker crust, warm fudge brownie, roasted marshmallow, and melty chocolate bar accompanied by a scoop of vanilla ice cream drizzled with dark chocolate sauce. *DROOL, SLOBBER* It's harder than it looks to translate recipes across different cooking modes, such as bringing a campfire classic into the kitchen. I've had several attempts at indoor s'mores, including the pretty good s'more dessert pizza at Brixx, but nothing that compares to this. So if you like s'mores and you're near a Cracker Barrel, go try this. \o/
EDIT 6-27-17: Someone has thoughtfully posted a copycat recipe. This will be useful after the special concludes in August. Meanwhile go throw money at the people who invented this, in hopes they will make more awesome food.
EDIT 6-28-17: Now in delicious poem flavor! I wrote about some supervillains discovering this dessert. "Reasons Not to Hurl the Planet into the Sun" is 60 lines, Buy It Now = $20