janetmiles has sponsored "Laughing at What You Haven't Got." That's a couple pieces ahead in the Antimatter & Stalwart Stan thread featuring Shiv. The two in between are "What I Can Ethically Read Aloud" ($18.50 at half-price) and "The More Difficult Boundaries" ($44.50 at half-price). So if you're still thinking about what you want to buy and you like our adorable little pissant, be aware that sponsoring those two will unlock the third for posting.
EDIT 12/16/15: Wow, that didn't take long! :D Both poems have been sponsored and will be posted shortly.