Elizabeth Barrette (ysabetwordsmith) wrote,
Elizabeth Barrette
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Superhero Bingo Card

[personal profile] dialecticdreamer made me this Superhero Bingo Card as a prize for me making bingo on the Birthday Bingo Fest.  The idea was inspired by how queerfolk say "I got bingoed" when people make stupid remarks, for which there are actual cards.

Do NOT read this while you have anything in your mouth, or your hands. I laughed until I cried.


Accused of being IlluminatiAsked to sign intimate body part on a fanSupervillain posted pics of "me" online AGAINSupervillain gizmo ate my clothesSupervillain set timer to end at 3:14 seconds
Asked to change the weather--not my ability at allGo bag with civvies missing when I got back to itClueless WHO personnel accuse me of 'infecting' othersAsked to do an interview—without a translatorAccused of working for “the enemy”
Quoted out of context to create “drama"Supervillain made an android copy of me(909) 188-4309Angry sentient plantAsked to give public safety lecture—right after incident
Sentient spider—but it was just lonelyPaternity claim filed hours after appearing on the newsAccused of losing control of powersReporter camped out at my work place-looking for new jobAccused of defrauding the public about ability
Super villain rant about stolen researchMisquoted by local politician for their own endsAsked to publicly support cause X—on cameraCrank call to SPOON by angry exAccused of stealing someone else's opportunity for origin
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Tags: bingo card, demifiction, fantasy, humor, weblit
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  • 2 comments
siliconshaman

siliconshaman

August 29 2014, 11:25:51 UTC 6 years ago Edited:  August 29 2014, 11:26:28 UTC

What's the phone number about?

and I laughed... so many possible stories there.
ysabetwordsmith

Well...

ysabetwordsmith

August 29 2014, 17:58:36 UTC 6 years ago

>> What's the phone number about? <<

It's where to call when a superhero makes bingo. There's a story that explains it, which I've seen backchannel, that will appear online later.

>> and I laughed... so many possible stories there. <<

Yay! I have to admit, I'm tempted by some of these myself.