amused1 minute, 13 seconds
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... did not ask me about my xenolinguistic ability to scream the raptor's threats back at her, nor did it ask me about my ability to improvise weapons from anything that can be pried loose. Besides, sheesh, I have a bunk bed and a chained predator. All I have to do is dodge like frenzy while tangling the terrible lizard around the poles. Then just apply a pillow and wait for the twitching to stop.
