amusedThe protagonists of the last three things you read/watched/played are the members of your zombie apocalypse team. How screwed are you?* "A Fork in the Road" (about V from Vendetta)
* "Swimming Against the Tide" (an evil paladin, two good paladins, and a mercenary soldier)
* "Fucking For Virginity" (a modern soldier)
Oh yeah. Those zombies are so cooked. This would be as much fun as the snoopy nuke in the mall scenario.
May 3 2012, 14:27:02 UTC 9 years ago
* Played a game about killing zombies, with plenty of player and weapon upgrades (and infinite bullets)
* Read a poem about a smith who crafts weapons of all alignments
* Watched a Minecraft Let's Play using mods, including devices to fight tainted and evil monsters (as well as ways to destroy sources of taint and corruption), a mining laser and one-hit-kill nano sword, and several kinds of superhero armor from ultra-high-tech to extreme fantasy magical devastation.
And I'm pretty handy with any kind of weapon that isn't a simple knife, as well as being a pretty good healer of the soul.
Those zombies are gone, man. Give us a few weeks, and we will be able to wipe out that apocalypse, close the portals, cleanse the world, and save every living creature and spirit that remains.