Elizabeth Barrette (ysabetwordsmith) wrote,
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50 Things to Do

I've done ALL of these except for the geocache. A) That's a recent phenomenon, not from my most recent childhood. B) The idea of me wandering around trying to find something with a GPS is just insanely dangerous. The map and compass incidents were, um, educational enough.

This is the National Trust's list of 50 Things To Do Before You're 11 3/4. 

1. Climb a tree. 

2. Roll down a really big hill 

3. Camp out in the wild 

4. Build a den

5. Skim a stone

6. Run around in the rain

7. Fly a kite

8. Catch a fish with a net 

9. Eat an apple straight from a tree

10. Play conkers 

11. Throw some snow 

12. Hunt for treasure on the beach

13. Make a mud pie

14. Dam a stream

15. Go sledging

16. Bury someone in the sand

17. Set up a snail race 

18. Balance on a fallen tree 

19. Swing on a rope swing 

20. Make a mud slide

21. Eat blackberries growing in the wild

22. Take a look inside a tree

23. Visit an island 

24. Feel like you’re flying in the wind

25. Make a grass trumpet 

26. Hunt for fossils and bones

27. Watch the sun wake up 

28. Climb a huge hill

29. Get behind a waterfall

30. Feed a bird from your hand 

31. Hunt for bugs 

32. Find some frogspawn

33. Catch a butterfly in a net

34. Track wild animals

35. Discover what’s in a pond

36. Call an owl

37. Check out the crazy creatures in a rock pool

38. Bring up a butterfly

39. Catch a crab

40. Go on a nature walk at night

41. Plant it, grow it, eat it

42. Go wild swimming 

43. Go rafting

44. Light a fire without matches

45. Find your way with a map and compass 

46. Try bouldering  

47. Cook on a campfire

48. Try abseiling / rappelling

49. Find a geocache (use GPS and other navigational aides to locate hidden containers.) 

50. Canoe down a river
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You'd be surprised how many kids have never been allowed to do even the simplest of these.
I actually got into trouble for teaching some of my younger cousins how to climb trees! (By their age, I was already an accomplished tree climber.)

They should have said catch a crawdad on #39 since many do not live anywhere near a beach.
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>>You'd be surprised how many kids have never been allowed to do even the simplest of these.<<

Alas, no. I'm often horrified by how people treat children.

>>They should have said catch a crawdad on #39 since many do not live anywhere near a beach.<<

I caught crabs on vacation. I've caught crawdads closer to home. Also frogs and fish. Tasty critters, all.
Do you know how to tell male from female crawdads?
All crawdads have two sets of legs; one set of large legs on the body and a set of smaller legs on the tail section.
The first pair of legs amongst the smaller legs on an adult male crawdad are rigid and permanently bent forward (yes, crawdads actually have two).
Little kids are totally fascinated by any information that lets them figure out boy animals from girl animals. You'd think they'd have included at least a bit of this amongst their questions!
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1. Arrested for trespassing.

2. Arrested for trespassing.

3. Catch Lyme's Disease

4. Get accused of running away from home, sent to therapy, dosed with Ritalin.

5. Charged with terroristic threatening.

6. Sent to counseling and dosed with Ritalin.

7. Questioned by DHS officials on why you were flying drone-like devices.

8. Arrested for poaching by Dept Enviro Conservation, harrassed by GreenPeace and/or Peta, beaten up by Earth!First

9. Poisoned by Monsanto

10. Anaphalactic shock. (I shit you not.)

11. Charged with assault.

12. Trespassing.

13. Contract hookworms and Legionnaire's Disease

14. Arrested for altering a protected waterway without a permit.

15. Sue the landowner for not removing the stumps and making it safe for sledding. Counter-sued by landowner for trespassing.

16. Charged with attempted murder, but only get convicted of inflicting mental cruelty.

17. Arrested for animal cruelty.

18. Trespassing and reckless endangerment.

19. Put into therapy for making the beginnings of a hangman's noose.

20. Charged with malicious destruction of private property and encouraging erosion.

21. Contract tetanus.

22. Bitten by snake/rabid mammal/swarmed by bees.

23. 100% going to jail when ultra-millionaire who owns the island pays cops to arrest you.

24. Dosed with Ritalin. (Or dosage increased.)

25. Poisoned by ChemLawn

26. Arrested for theft of cultural/historical artifacts.

27. Damage your eyesight.

28. Trespass, reckless endangerment.

29. Trespass.

30. Failing to maintain a 50-yard distance from wildlife.

31. Learn what an "epi-pen" is.

32. Contract Leptospirosis if you're lucky, salmonella or meningitis if you're not.

33. Animal cruelty.

34. Charged with animal harassment and interfering with a legal hunt.

35. As the doctor tells your mom and dad what you caught.

36. Animal harassment.

37. Swept out to sea by rouge wave, parents sue the city, city fences off rockpool. (Again, I shit you not.)

38. Animal cruelty.

39. Shellfishing without a permit in a closed/restricted area/sanctuary.

40. Parents arrested and CPS takes you away.

41. Arrested by Dept of Homeland Security. (Depressing, ain't it?)

42. Trespassing.

43. Contract Meningitis.

44. Charged with arson.

45. End up initiating a search and rescue operation, get stuck with the bill.

46. Trespassing.

47. Don't pick the wrong roasting stick. (Not fatal, but you might get sick.)

48. Trespassing, destruction of private property.

49. Trespassing, terroristic threatening, concealment of suspicious device. (God, how I wish I were kidding.)

50. Canoe down a river. Hmmmm. I suppose I gotta leave something you can't be arrested/institutionalized/medicated for doing? Shit.
By the way, that list is supposed to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek, and somewhat social commentary on what absolute WIMPS we've become.

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The idea with conkers is to string nuts -- often hazelnuts or chestnuts -- and try to bang them together until one breaks. I actually used it as the inspiration for a Torn World story, "Lookbacks," although that one is locked for subscribers only.
Does it count if I've done several of these things as an adult? Though I was definitely a tree-climber as a kid.
If you want to count it as a life-list rather than a childhood list, that's fine. Not everyone had opportunities early on; some things weren't accessible or didn't exist.

It really made me think about some things, though. Different kinds of privilege. We may not have had a lot of money growing up, but when it comes to interacting with nature, I've had a great deal more than most people. I wouldn't say I'm the 1%, reserving that for people like the kids of wilderness guides; but easily the top 20% and possibly the top 10%. I got to do stuff and visit a lot of different places.

And that makes me want to share those experiences instead of hoarding them. I think everyone should have those opportunities if they want to go exploring. That's one reason why I write nature poetry the way I do, to encourage folks to check it out; and why I'm into activism, trying to preserve what's left of nature for people to enjoy.
>>>5. Skim a stone<<<

No idea how.

>>>8. Catch a fish with a net<<<

Why?

>>>10. Play conkers <<<

WTF is that?

>>>14. Dam a stream<<<

Why?

>>>17. Set up a snail race <<<

Boring.

>>>25. Make a grass trumpet <<<

A what?

>>>27. Watch the sun wake up <<<

I've never been a morning person. I was the kind of kid who ran around at night in the darkest shadows, not a care at all that I couldn't see.

>>>32. Find some frogspawn<<<

What am I, a wizard? :-D

>>>46. Try bouldering <<<

What?

>>>48. Try abseiling / rappelling<<<

Acrophobia puts a bit of a damper on that.

Geocaching was before my time, too.