First, if you think a poem is horrid, it probably is. With practice you can learn to elucidate why it is horrid. This is a useful skill for poets, poetry readers, and editors or teachers of poetry. Here are some common flaws in poetry:
- Imperfect or erratic rhymes. A good poem, if it rhymes, should either use perfect rhymes throughout or use a clear and appealing pattern of near rhymes. Bad poems try for perfect rhymes and fail.
- Erratic meter. A good poem, if intended to have meter, has a fluent meter that flows gracefully when read aloud. It need not be perfectly regular, as variations on the meter can add interest; but it must be pronounceable. Some forms demand a specific, exact meter and mistakes there count against quality. Bad poems stagger drunkenly from one word to the next.
- Topical trouble. The topic should be clear and interesting. Absent, indistinguishable, garbled, or pointless topics cost the poem points. Especially watch out for cases where two poems are tangled together into one, with competing aspects of the same topic.
- Flawed form. Any poem of a specific form must follow the rules for that form precisely. For poets not skilled in writing to form, there is free verse. Breaking form can be a trivial or catastrophic flaw.
- Mismatched motifs. The form clashes with the topic, the rhythm jangles against the theme, the metaphors are wildly inappropriate, etc.
- Misused techniques. Poorly chosen allusions, mixed metaphors, overused similes, awkward alliteration -- these are examples of valid techniques gone wrong.
- Cliched imagery. Avoid it like the plague! Off with its head!
- ZOMG-EMO-DRAMA!!! Bad poetry exaggerates, whines, mopes, capers, and generally makes an embarrassing spectacle of itself. Good poetry delivers emotion softly, like snowfall -- or slyly, like a stiletto. If you can see it coming, it's probably not done right.
- Pronunciation chuckholes. Good poetry demands to be read aloud; it feels good in the mouth. Reading bad poetry is like trying to spit out a mouthful of rocks, one at a time, without swallowing any. Some sounds create tongue-twisters when combined.
- Cacophanous sound. A good poem sounds delicious in the ear. A bad one makes listeners wince when they hear it. Some sounds don't go well together.
- Prose flavor. This flaw reveals the content to be prose disguised as poetry, most often found in free verse. Even free verse requires the use of some poetic techniques, and a sense of prosody, to distinguish it from prose; the poet simply has more choice about which ones to use.
- YAWN. Bad poetry is almost always boring. Go watch grass grow to put some excitement in your day.
When you encounter bad poetry, identify it as such. It's okay for people to write bad poetry; it's not okay for people to obscure good poetry by falsely claiming that bad poetry is good. (Note that I'm referring here to poems with identifiable flaws, rather than to unfounded disputes over personal taste. Not everyone will necessarily like a good poem.) You need not be rude or vulgar, although there are venues that encourage such. You can simply point out the salient flaws. If bad poetry is being hailed as good, it needs to be deflated. In the case of young and/or novice poets, try to be gentle and include praise along with criticism.
The best way of learning how to recognize bad poetry is to practice reading and analyzing it. Some sturdy folks have assembled collections of bad poetry, and related discussions, for public edification:
badpoetry
atrociouspoetryBad Poetry Index
http://homepages.wmich.edu/~cooneys/poems/bad/index.html
The Bad Poetry Page
http://www.coffeeshoptimes.com/badpoet.html
Very Bad Poetry
http://www.verybadpoetry.com/
The Bad Poetry Seminar
http://poetry.about.com/library/weekly/aa042297.htm
How to Write Bad Poetry
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A577118
And of course, there is the book that got me hooked on deflating bad poetry: The Stuffed Owl: An Anthology of Bad Verse. Special thanks to Prof. U. Milo Kaufmann for introducing me to that book. Like an owl pellet, it is revolting in a fascinating way. This should be required reading for poets, poetry editors, teachers of poetry, and anyone else serious about working in the genre. Consider it a field guide to monstrosities.
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A good free verse poem has a subtle flow of rhythm, similar to spoken conversation, rather than a strict meter. It uses some combination of poetic techniques such as alliteration, repetition, allusion, and metaphor. Every word is carefully chosen for maximum effect. It is not "playing with the net down."
A bad free verse poem may crash and burn for various reasons. Most often, it reads like prose, or is simply incoherent. Many poets get lost without the structure of a form to guide them -- but form poetry is frequently denigrated today, so poets are often taught that 1) they must write in free verse, and 2) it's okay if the result is nonsense. Other times, too much structure leaks over and the poem doesn't really seem "free." The effect is not unlike a literary wedgie.
June 5 2008, 07:19:44 UTC 13 years ago
These rules cover prety much every poem I've ever put out. (Most likely 'cause I only write poetry either under extreme duress or after have sat for a couple of hours contemplating the light shining off the blade set aside for suicidal moments...)
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I've just had a realisation. This must be how maths fees to some people. Weird.
Thank you!
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I hope people find this list useful.
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The clever architecture of the uncovered hand.'
In the right context, a dissection can be profoundly beautiful, and I think we gain more from using our faculties to comprehend how things work, be they bodies or poems, than we do from fruitlessly sacrificing the possibility of knowledge on the altar of a blind and unknowable Beauty.
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Perhaps it was written by a child, now dead. Would you want to hurl your critique in the faces of his or her parents?
This is a positively incredible appeal to emotion over reason. It is possible to have a thought without repeating it in a deliberately hurtful context.
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June 5 2008, 13:50:31 UTC 13 years ago
There's a particular flavor of bad verse that makes me wince every time. It's the sort that the folks at the local literary rag I was helping edit years ago would call "GTBP": "Good Therapy, Bad Poetry." These were the ones that we hated rejecting, even though there was no way in hell we could stomach publishing them, because you know the poet was deeply proud of the emotional content, but because it was all so personal s/he couldn't see clearly how atrocious it was for the rest of us. It was a matter of, "It sounds like this was a very important breakthrough on a deep emotional level, and you seem to have learned a lot about yourself. That's really wonderful. Now, please, for the love of all that is good and holy, keep it to yourself."
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Another interesting point is that a skilled poet can take a moment of personal emotion and, through use of craft, turn it into a poem with broad relevance.
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June 6 2008, 15:59:36 UTC 13 years ago
Excellent idea. The main exception to this is concrete poetry, which is intended for visual experience.
"I may be a bit guilty of cliche, but I truly feel what's cliche to one reader isn't necessarily cliche to another."
You're into exception territory here again, which is fine. A novice ignoring rules out of ignorance or indifference rarely gets good results, but an expert can bend rules into pretzels and still get applause. Two points about cliches are: 1) they don't count as such if the target audience doesn't know them, frex if you're importing colloqiualisms from a different region; and 2) they can be great fun if stacked together or consciously played with in other ways.
"I've been told my poems don't always follow "proper form", especially when it comes to haiku."
Poetic forms are like recipes. If you put cloves instead of cinnamon into an apple pie, that won't turn it into beef roast; it'll still be a tasty apple pie, just a little different than usual. Hiding a jalapeno in your apple pie may or may not work.
"I refuse to read much modern poetry because I simply cannot understand it. It makes no sense to me, and I think I'm a pretty intelligent guy."
Precisely. Even after meticulous analysis, many modern poems contain little or nothing of interest. Readers who enjoy decoding intricate meaning are encouraged to look for "kennings" in Norse and Anglo-Saxon poetry; for structure, check out Welsh poetry.
"What's your position on "show, don't tell" in poetry? Is it always as vital to verse, especially to short-form poetry, as it is to prose?"
It's a valid rule, but doesn't always apply to poetry. It does apply to narrative poetry, which tells a story in verse. It's much less relevant to poetry written for sound or wordplay rather than storytelling. Other forms fall in between.
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Every year near her birthday, she has an International Bad Poetry party. (The one year I managed to make it, I offered up some of my own horrible high school poems and STILL didn't win the Crown of Cheese for worst poem!)
(Edited because it took me 3 tries to spell "pretentious" correctly. *sigh*)
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I've known writers like that too.
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Edit: Of course, he's also the one who thinks I should do my eventual Ph.D. dissertation on William McGonagall. :P
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My favorite poetry handbook is John Drury's Creating Poetry.
Keep an eye on my blog next week -- that's when the June Poetry Fishbowl should be. I'll be asking for prompts and writing poems based on what people send me. Discussions of poetic technique are common spinoffs.
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A wee bit late to the party, but...
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There's a lot more detail about how to write poetry (and other things) in my book Composing Magic. Every section has examples and exercises as well as discussion material. Also check out my "Memories" list here on LJ because I've marked several other "how to" posts relating to poetry.
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