Elizabeth Barrette (ysabetwordsmith) wrote,
Elizabeth Barrette
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Poem: "Public Displays of Confection"

This poem is today's second freebie, courtesy of new prompter Stephen Laird.  It was inspired by a prompt from my_partner_doug.


Public Displays of Confection


At first there was
the Hershey's kiss:
a simple dollop
of milk chocolate
wrapped in
demure silver.

Then came the
Hershey's hug,
milk chocolate
coated with
white chocolate.

When the
coconut creme
ones arrived,
they were
nicknamed
Hershey's
blow jobs,

and as for the
cherry cordial --
well, you can
guess where
that  went.

Although made
by another
company, it was
perhaps inevitable
that the bar of
ginseng-wasabi
dark chocolate
would be dubbed
Hershey's mindfuck.

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You mean... that's a real thing?!?
Wow.. ok going to go look for that.
Yes, or at least it has been. The uncommon combinations tend to come and go with fashion. You never know what will pop up, especially in the spiced chocolates.

I've made chocolate ice cream with cinnamon-cayenne chocolate bars; that one's becoming a popular blend and can usually be found somewhere. Cinnamon-cayenne delivers a glowing spicy warmth that builds gradually the more you eat, sometimes to the point of rocket fuel. There is nothing like having your mouth half-frozen yet insisting that it is on fire. (I don't make mine that hot, but there used to be a place called Chocolate Coyote whose house flavor was.)

Wasabi, people are still trying to figure out what it goes with, so it's rare in candy. It has a wild, fiery yet green flavor that is not an obvious match for chocolate. I don't like wasabi, so I'm not sure what the appeal is; but people who like wasabi in chocolate seem to LOVE that combination. And they'll try it on anything -- like wasabi on green tea ice cream.

I've only seen ginseng in chocolate a few times. Try to find it in dark chocolate where the woodsy note of the ginseng will bring up the dark, dusty, bitter notes of the cocoa. Plus ginseng tends to heighten neural activity, which gives it a reputation for sharpening the mind and sensory perceptions.

Anyhow, ginseng-wasabi dark chocolate is kind of like fireworks at midnight. It's very dark and quiet, then POW! your eyes and ears are overloaded. Only with candy it's your tongue doing that. Hence the mindfuck.
*wipes up drool*

Ok, if I can't find this, I'm going to make it...and then have fun making other combinations. Given my eccentric collection of knowledge about cooking and neurochemistry and then add some more learning about exotic spices I might see what I can come up with..
Better cooking through chemistry! I do this kind of thing when I cook, whether it's exotic meatloaves or crockpot stews or ice cream. I'm always thinking about what the ingredients DO and how they will interact. *laugh* My white peach ice cream has Earl Grey tea in it to bring out the distinctive furry, bitter notes that distinguish white from yellow peaches.

Oh, and the wasabi seems to work better as a team ingredient in chocolate if it's in tiny bits rather than fully distributed as a powder. Think like toffee chips or coarsely ground almonds. Ginseng works as a powder.
You know, if I hadn't missed the fishbowl [thanks to LJ being DDOS'ed] I'd have made the prompt suggestion based on that idea... after all, there are naturally occurring psychoactive compounds and mood-altering chemicals in various ingredients. So chocolate designed to induce moods and treat emotional problems.
There actually are some poems with a chemistry and/or pharmaceutical slant this month. "Savour" and "This Bittersweet Weed" leap readily to mind, along with the first freebie "Bittersweet Love." Great minds warp alike.

Re: Well...

siliconshaman

December 7 2011, 21:03:11 UTC 9 years ago Edited:  December 7 2011, 21:05:53 UTC

Although thinking about it... a real mindfuck would be dark bitter chocolate, cranberry, lemon and.... miracle berry
Our exec director went to Hungary for Christmas and brought back two of the most gorgeous chocolate bars (extra large) to share with staff. I tried the white one. It had some green nuts in it and what appeared to be candied rose petals. Except those were something else bc they were spicy and hot along with sweet. Amazing taste.