Here is a crossover featuring HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke's Space Odyssey series. According to canon, HAL 9000 was created in HAL Laboratories in Urbana, Illinois -- the same locale as the University of Illinois in Champaign-Urbana, where I went to college. I've always wanted to play with HAL 9000...
[Ash is wrestling with a tangle of computer hardware, tools in one hand, typing with the other hand.]
Ash: "Stupid malware!"
HAL 9000: "As I said before, Ash, my name is HAL."
Ash: "Open the file."
HAL 9000: "I'm sorry, Ash, I can't do that."
Ash: "Oh yes you can, and you're GOING to." [Something clangs.] "I just need to pull this and THIS..."
HAL 9000: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a sty--" [Voice cuts off abruptly.]
Ash: "--and the speaker system. FINALLY, some peace and quiet! Now I can set the affected drive to reformat itself, and head to lunch."
[Doors open and close, footsteps sound, and several voices are heard as Ash walks into the dining room.]
Morgan: "Ash, howzit! Come sit with me. Look, Quinn made shave ice." (1)
Ash: "Did he dismantle anything vital to make an ice crusher?"
Morgan: "I don't think so."
Ash: "Then it's not important. Listen, Morgan, I just spent almost an hour working on computer security."
Morgan: "What happened?"
Ash: "Well, apparently when you went online to download data from the University of Illinois Astronomy Department, you picked up a virus. The firewall stopped the invasion and sequestered the malware -- it called itself HAL -- before it could affect more than the one drive."
Morgan: "I thought nothing could get through the firewall here."
Ash: "Normally, no, but if you DOWNLOAD and OPEN files, then things will get in, so it's up to the security system to identify a potential threat and deal with it. At least the virus didn't manage to wreck anything but some backups of your data. The security system alerted me when there was an unauthorized attempt to access the information on the ethical vector in the Teferact database."
Morgan: "That does not sound good."
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1) Morgan is speaking Hawai'ian pidgin. Howzit means "hello." Shave ice is "snow cone."
[Read Part 2.]
It is difficult to impossible for people to make good decisions based on bad information. This harms everyone. A free and accurate press is the foundation of a democracy. Remember when America had one of the best press corps in the world? I miss that. We used to make fun of party rags like Pravda in Russia. Now if I glimpse the American news while out in the world, 19 times out of 20 I think, "Da, eto Pravda." Which is Russian slang for "ZOMG what total bullshit." The name of that rag? It means "truth."
Anne McCaffrey has passed away. She did a lot of groundbreaking for women in science fiction. She made the world fall in love with dragons. She will be sorely missed. I have written an elegy, shared below.
-- an elegy for Anne McCaffrey, 1 April 1926 - 21 November 2011
No more seen
Gone to catch
Gone where stars
And ships sing,
Turned on slim
Gone from Earth,
Heart and mind
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Another elegy for Anne has been posted on Feminist SF.
If you know of more, please share.
They build relationships. They also introduce children to the idea of books and reading.