One of my friends sent me a virtual gift on LJ. I checked my profile. It's a cute little shrimp ...
... otherwise known as a prawn.
Have prawn, will apocalypse.
I love linguistic humor. I love my audience. I am now imagining hordes of people showing up at the pearly gates, shrimp in one hand, erotica in the other, and St. Peter saying to me, "You did it again, you batty witch! You're supposed to stay out of our events!"
Oh for Pete's sake, how could I resist? I didn't really start any of this, I just sort of ... boosted the signal.