Elizabeth Barrette (ysabetwordsmith) wrote,
Elizabeth Barrette
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Remodeled clock

I've come across some interesting crafts, but this one really caught my eye. It's a remodeled clock. The crafter removed the original paper backing behind the hands and replaced it with calligraphy.

In this case, the theme is merely antique ... but just imagine some of the wacky things you could conceivably do instead. Clocks numbered in alien languages. Clocks with humorously rearranged numbers. Clocks with no numbers but a picture suggesting that time subdivision is philosophically bankrupt. Sure, you could buy clock parts from a craft store and assemble one from scratch, but I'll bet remodeling a whole one is easier if you pick the right clock to pry open.

Could I do it? *laugh* Probably not, with my quirky effect on time and machinery. But my machine interface is improving so maybe it would work. If I find a promising clock for a quarter at a thrift store or yard sale, maybe I'll give it a try sometime.
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you break clocks? :)
It's a little more complicated than that...

I'm fey. This means that the concensus timespace continuum has, at best, a tenuous grip on me. Timekeeping devices in my presence tend to run fast or slow, sometimes alternately; to lose battery or other electrical power rapidly; to change their settings without being commanded to do so; to do inexplicable things not otherwise categorized herein; to devolve into gibberish; and/or to stop working altogether. Often in that order.

I also happen to have a waning but still influential anti-knack for things mechanical. This means that I find it challenging to understand how complicated things work, partly because they tend to display abberant function or nonfunction in my presence, up to and including behavior that people have informed me is impossible. My geek friends who have spent significant time in my company have learned to say instead, "I don't know why it's doing that. It shouldn't be able to do that. Go away and let me see if I can make this thing sane again."

I estimate that the chance of having a working clock at the end of a craft project would be larger if I started with one, than if I tried to assemble one by hand. Not large, you perceive, but larger.
Yeah that was what I meant with the question. I've heard that computers go haywire around people with psychic ability, servers going pop etc.

I work in IT, so it's just as well I don't have that effect on my environment!
Much of the effect is because magic and electromagnetism are similar forces. In much the same way that a magnet can interfere with a computer, so can magic. Conversely, a technomage has fine control and awareness of the interaction, and can control it for such useful effects as diagnosing an obscure malfunction or even repairing it without resorting to a toolkit.
If you were particularly inspired, could you do the face and outsource the installation of the clock-bits?
Theoretically, yes. I could certainly devise one or another way to decorate a disc of paper to be placed behind clock hands. I might be able to find someone with the mechanical aptitude to disassemble and reassemble a clock accordingly.

That's a pretty good idea. I'll have to keep it in mind. It would raise the chance of success quite a bit.
I'd volunteer if I weren't on the other side of the planet. Taking stuff apart and putting it back together is something I'm reasonably good at. Actually, I might go and check out the clock selection at the dump recycling centre in the weekend if the weather is good.