Elizabeth Barrette (ysabetwordsmith) wrote,
Elizabeth Barrette
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Real Ethnic Food

Yep.  This the true story of what happens when a fair-skinned person walks into an ethnic restaurant and orders HOT food (3 pages).  I have seen versions of this with multiple friends.  Me, the closest I get is having people stare at me when I eat crystalized ginger root as candy.  Link courtesy of my_partner_doug (who likes not just Food That Commands Respect, but food that coshes your respect over the head and drags it into a dark alley to rifle its pockets for loose taste buds).
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Overly-spicy food doesn't do much for me...

...but I still eat almost everything else, especially the 'unusual' foods.

I remember reading through a list of one hundred 'weird' foods, and wondering what was so weird about many of them.
Yeah, I've had this conversation repeatedly:

Me: "Taco con lingua, por favor."
Waiter: "Do you know what that IS?"
Me: "It is a tongue taco. Please bring it to me now. I stopped here because you have that on the menu."

Same thing happens with sesos (brains, which I don't order anymore, alas) and occasionally with goat. I have to be careful with my digestive system, but let's say that my food philosophy was not programmed by mainstream America.
Me: "Less talk, more taco."
Heh. I must remember that one.

Si dice "lengua" es mas facil. (i.e. dunno how you're pronouncing it, but you spelled it like a squeamy gringa.)
I learned that particular vocabulary word off of menus in Mexican restaurants, not in Spanish class, and it came up online when I searched the phrase to double-check it. Possibly more than one spelling is in use.
Lingua is normally "language".

The tongue is lengua.
Then "taco con lingua" is even better! How could you eat it when it can speak with you?
Heh. See? They don't want you to eat the talking taco!
I almost went with a softer version, but felt it didn't have as much pun potential: "What, they're gonna use yours?"
I adore tongue.

I must admit I have not yet gotten the nerve to try brains. :)

Goat is yummy.