Elizabeth Barrette (ysabetwordsmith) wrote,
Elizabeth Barrette
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"Not My Type" t-shirt

I love this t-shirt that says "You're Not My Type" in 13 languages

But let's face it, the places I'd wear that shirt -- on a museum trip, at a science fiction -- "my type" of folks would quickly appear, bent over and staring at my chest to read all the lines.  So it would more or less need a skirt with "If you have read this far, the above does not apply," also in 13 languages.
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I love it! And the followup insinuation.

I'm reminded of the bumper sticker: "Nice hummer. Sorry about your penis."
I almost forgot, the grah'bihn is *prehensile.* They can lift at least 15 pounds with it. I told a friend about that once; I didn't see her face, but I imagine it went pale.

Bear in mind, though, it's also not as thick as the human version.
That actually suggests a fibrous composition, rather than fleshy.
It could be muscular, like a tongue or a tentacle.
Well, yes, but an elephant's trunk is all muscle and look how thick it is. You'd need the fibers for the muscles to attach to, you see, or you might have trouble reaching that length and still lifting weight.
An octopus tentacle is slender, strong, and agile.
This is true, but consider even their thickness, as compared to other organs.

On the other hand, I know that different proteins (and thus cellular or bodily structures) are possible which make for unEarthly properties in living creatures, even using DNA, just by changing how many letters in a codon. Wood that acts like a spring. Flesh that's more like a gel. Muscles which push instead of pull.

But you're right, depending on the requirements you can get what you need from Earthly examples.

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