But let's face it, the places I'd wear that shirt -- on a museum trip, at a science fiction -- "my type" of folks would quickly appear, bent over and staring at my chest to read all the lines. So it would more or less need a skirt with "If you have read this far, the above does not apply," also in 13 languages.
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- Elizabeth Barrette (
ysabetwordsmith) wrote,
Elizabeth Barrette
ysabetwordsmith
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"Not My Type" t-shirt
But let's face it, the places I'd wear that shirt -- on a museum trip, at a science fiction -- "my type" of folks would quickly appear, bent over and staring at my chest to read all the lines. So it would more or less need a skirt with "If you have read this far, the above does not apply," also in 13 languages.
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Photographs
I took some pictures of my yard today. Read about what makes a good wildlife yard and Fieldhaven as habitat. The larger brush pile is still…
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Birdfeeding
Today is partly sunny and delightfully mild. I fed the birds. I've seen a small flock of house finches and a few sparrows. I walked around the yard…
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Fieldhaven as Habitat
If you follow my posts on gardening, birdfeeding, and photos, then you know that I garden for wildlife. Looking at the YardMap parameters, here…
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Photographs
I took some pictures of my yard today. Read about what makes a good wildlife yard and Fieldhaven as habitat. The larger brush pile is still…
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Birdfeeding
Today is partly sunny and delightfully mild. I fed the birds. I've seen a small flock of house finches and a few sparrows. I walked around the yard…
-
Fieldhaven as Habitat
If you follow my posts on gardening, birdfeeding, and photos, then you know that I garden for wildlife. Looking at the YardMap parameters, here…
July 20 2010, 23:40:56 UTC 10 years ago
*laugh*
July 21 2010, 01:32:33 UTC 10 years ago
Re: *laugh*
July 21 2010, 02:18:41 UTC 10 years ago
http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html
But these are good for women, too:
http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t002.html
http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t017.html
http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t038.html
Alas, they no longer have the one that said:
Four out of five of the voices in my head say you don't need to know if I'm single.
(and in smaller, blood-red text under that: You don't want to know what the fifth voice says)
Re: *laugh*
July 21 2010, 02:38:27 UTC 10 years ago
The missing shirt, alas, is one I could really have used in college. This is because 4/5 of the voices were saying, "... and don't kill him, he's just a jackass" while the fifth was saying, "Can I hold the blowtorch?"