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Poem: "Public Displays of Confection"

This poem is today's second freebie, courtesy of new prompter Stephen Laird.  It was inspired by a prompt from my_partner_doug.


Public Displays of Confection


At first there was
the Hershey's kiss:
a simple dollop
of milk chocolate
wrapped in
demure silver.

Then came the
Hershey's hug,
milk chocolate
coated with
white chocolate.

When the
coconut creme
ones arrived,
they were
nicknamed
Hershey's
blow jobs,

and as for the
cherry cordial --
well, you can
guess where
that  went.

Although made
by another
company, it was
perhaps inevitable
that the bar of
ginseng-wasabi
dark chocolate
would be dubbed
Hershey's mindfuck.

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swirvel42 From: swirvel42 Date: December 7th, 2011 12:53 am (UTC) (Link)
that made me giggle.
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: December 7th, 2011 12:58 am (UTC) (Link)

Yay!

I'm happy to hear that. Poetry fishbowl is still open if you want to drop by there and give me a prompt.
fayanora From: fayanora Date: December 7th, 2011 01:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Hershey's Blowjob? :-D

Funny poem!
aldersprig From: aldersprig Date: December 7th, 2011 02:03 am (UTC) (Link)
*chortle*

(I knew my first fiance was breaking up with me the day he refused the cherry on the top of my sundae.)
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: December 7th, 2011 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)

Poem

From the comment about the cherry on the sundae, I got "Fruitless," a free-verse poem about realizing that a relationship is not what it was thought to be.

16 lines, Buy It Now = $10
laylalawlor From: laylalawlor Date: December 7th, 2011 02:57 am (UTC) (Link)
hee! This made me grin! :D
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: December 7th, 2011 04:19 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you!

I'm glad you liked it.
siliconshaman From: siliconshaman Date: December 7th, 2011 12:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
...and now I wonder how that Hershey's mindfuck would taste...
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: December 7th, 2011 07:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well...

Look for the combination in gourmet chocolate aisles. I think I first saw that one in an international food store. People have been putting weirder and weirder things into chocolate recently. Wasabi started showing up in my area about a year or two ago, one of the latecomers after things like cayenne and cardamom.
siliconshaman From: siliconshaman Date: December 7th, 2011 07:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Well...

You mean... that's a real thing?!?
Wow.. ok going to go look for that.
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: December 7th, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Well...

Yes, or at least it has been. The uncommon combinations tend to come and go with fashion. You never know what will pop up, especially in the spiced chocolates.

I've made chocolate ice cream with cinnamon-cayenne chocolate bars; that one's becoming a popular blend and can usually be found somewhere. Cinnamon-cayenne delivers a glowing spicy warmth that builds gradually the more you eat, sometimes to the point of rocket fuel. There is nothing like having your mouth half-frozen yet insisting that it is on fire. (I don't make mine that hot, but there used to be a place called Chocolate Coyote whose house flavor was.)

Wasabi, people are still trying to figure out what it goes with, so it's rare in candy. It has a wild, fiery yet green flavor that is not an obvious match for chocolate. I don't like wasabi, so I'm not sure what the appeal is; but people who like wasabi in chocolate seem to LOVE that combination. And they'll try it on anything -- like wasabi on green tea ice cream.

I've only seen ginseng in chocolate a few times. Try to find it in dark chocolate where the woodsy note of the ginseng will bring up the dark, dusty, bitter notes of the cocoa. Plus ginseng tends to heighten neural activity, which gives it a reputation for sharpening the mind and sensory perceptions.

Anyhow, ginseng-wasabi dark chocolate is kind of like fireworks at midnight. It's very dark and quiet, then POW! your eyes and ears are overloaded. Only with candy it's your tongue doing that. Hence the mindfuck.
siliconshaman From: siliconshaman Date: December 7th, 2011 08:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Well...

*wipes up drool*

Ok, if I can't find this, I'm going to make it...and then have fun making other combinations. Given my eccentric collection of knowledge about cooking and neurochemistry and then add some more learning about exotic spices I might see what I can come up with..
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: December 7th, 2011 08:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Well...

Better cooking through chemistry! I do this kind of thing when I cook, whether it's exotic meatloaves or crockpot stews or ice cream. I'm always thinking about what the ingredients DO and how they will interact. *laugh* My white peach ice cream has Earl Grey tea in it to bring out the distinctive furry, bitter notes that distinguish white from yellow peaches.

Oh, and the wasabi seems to work better as a team ingredient in chocolate if it's in tiny bits rather than fully distributed as a powder. Think like toffee chips or coarsely ground almonds. Ginseng works as a powder.
siliconshaman From: siliconshaman Date: December 7th, 2011 08:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Well...

You know, if I hadn't missed the fishbowl [thanks to LJ being DDOS'ed] I'd have made the prompt suggestion based on that idea... after all, there are naturally occurring psychoactive compounds and mood-altering chemicals in various ingredients. So chocolate designed to induce moods and treat emotional problems.
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: December 7th, 2011 09:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Well...

There actually are some poems with a chemistry and/or pharmaceutical slant this month. "Savour" and "This Bittersweet Weed" leap readily to mind, along with the first freebie "Bittersweet Love." Great minds warp alike.
siliconshaman From: siliconshaman Date: December 7th, 2011 09:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Well...

Although thinking about it... a real mindfuck would be dark bitter chocolate, cranberry, lemon and.... miracle berry

Edited at 2011-12-07 09:05 pm (UTC)
je_reviens From: je_reviens Date: January 2nd, 2012 05:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Our exec director went to Hungary for Christmas and brought back two of the most gorgeous chocolate bars (extra large) to share with staff. I tried the white one. It had some green nuts in it and what appeared to be candied rose petals. Except those were something else bc they were spicy and hot along with sweet. Amazing taste.
kelkyag From: kelkyag Date: December 8th, 2011 08:05 am (UTC) (Link)
I've seen it done, if not commercially -- one of my friends has made wasabi truffles (though not that I know of ginsing-wasabi). I found them quite tasty, but I'm fond of that sort of thing.
laffingkat From: laffingkat Date: December 9th, 2011 02:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Great title, and a very amusing poem. Hmm, it's not unusual for me to give chocolate as gifts, but now I may have to start renaming those chocolates. ;)
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: December 9th, 2011 05:23 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you!

I'm glad you like this.

Chocolate is a popular present. It doesn't take much dressing up!
eseme From: eseme Date: December 16th, 2011 02:47 am (UTC) (Link)
This is terribly amusing. I believe I must share it with my boyfriend at some point.
ysabetwordsmith From: ysabetwordsmith Date: December 16th, 2011 03:29 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you!

I'm happy to hear this.
je_reviens From: je_reviens Date: January 2nd, 2012 05:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Giggle
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